Promising title, innit?
Well, to be quite honest, it's by far not as interesting as it seems.
What I really want to tell you is that I am not going to believe the lies the Austrian economy is going to spread about how much they earn in all of this Euro 2008 shit.
Thank God I've got my own sources which are slightly more reliable (but really only slightly). The mere rent for two sales booths on the infamous "Fanmeile" around the Ringstraße is 50 000€. Please note: this does not include electricity, staff or the products sold in the respective booths.
Total income of those two boths yesterday by the end of the game in Vienna: 150€.
Hmm ... why does that not quite add up in my pretty little equation???
But I'm sure, Austria will only - I repeat: only - profit from this wonderful diversion in our boring "small state"-routine. I am absolutely positive about this. 100%. The Euro is so good, I wonder how we've ever managed to live without it.
Nevertheless, I think I am going to send a letter to the government, reminding them of subtracting the money spent on the accomodation of all the hooligans in our beautiful - no, marvellous - prisons from the total of Euro 2008 profits. Yeah, definitely going to do so!
Anyone know the exact address?
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