Dang it!!!

It would be so great if people could just shut their effing mouths real tight!
That would not only make my day or week - no, that would make my entire LIFE.

Honestly: I don't need your effing attitudes - I'm not giving you attitudes either, am I?!?!?! No, I'm not. So shove yours up your arses, 'cause I don't care about any of them. For Chrissake!!!

Oh, and by the way: I am so much better than you anyway, so don't even attempt to try to pretend. I can see right through you without even looking. It only makes you look pathetic and we really don't want you to look pathetic, do we?

Right, so cut it!